The Weird World of Flat Earth FC

The Spanish Tercera Division isn’t often in the public eye, but last summer one previously unheralded club made headlines all around the globe.

No sooner than Mostoles Balompié had secured promotion in the summer, they did something extremely odd.

Owner Javier Poves announced that the club would be changing its name to Flat Earth FC.

As you do.

Poves made the proclamation at a Flat Earth conference in Barcelona during the summer, announcing that:

“This will also be the first football club associated with a cause and an idea, without having a specific location.

“Flat Earth FC is the first football club whose followers are united by the most important thing, which is an idea.”

Obviously not everyone was on board with this.

The co-owner of Mostoles Balompié, as well as the vast majority of the club’s members broke away to reform the club back in the lower reaches of the Madrid regional leagues. Maybe some day I’ll pay them a visit…

The Man Behind the Curtain

Flat Earth FC’s President is not your average football club owner. Mostly in the sense that the average football club owner doesn’t turn the club into a vehicle for a conspiracy theory but also in his background.

A former professional footballer himself, Poves played in the youth teams at Atlético Madrid and Rayo Vallecano before getting his big break by signing for Sporting Gijón in 2008.

He mostly played in the B team there and went on to make his La Liga debut at the end of the 2010/11 season. However, he already stood out as a somewhat unorthodox personality in the world of football. He asked for his wages not to be paid through bank transfer, he returned the club car that all Sporting players .were entitled to and then in August 2011, he announced his retirement declaring that ‘professional football is only about money and corruption. It is capitalism and capitalism is death’.

After spending some time travelling around the world Poves returned to Madrid and in 2016, he invested in Mostoles Balompié along with Dani Marquez, who had been in the Atlético youth teams with him. It was while helping guide them up through the Madrid regional leagues that Poves first started to think that the Earth was flat.

Through discussing theories online, he became convinced and became an enthusiastic ambassador for the theory, culminating in the decision to launch Flat Earth FC earlier this year. He has even offered to publicly debate the Spanish government’s science minister (a former astronaut) about it. The offer hasn’t been accepted.

(Credit for a lot of the background information goes to this Bleacher Report article by Richard Fitzpatrick)

During the game I attended, it was impossible to miss Poves. He sat on top of the clubhouse, kicking every ball, experiencing it as if he were still playing. He could well still be as he’s only 33 – an age when players in his old position, centre back, are still mostly in their prime.

Flat Hearts

Who supports Flat Earth? It’s a very good question.

Part of the initial launch was the idea that the club would not be limited by drawing support from one particular location, but could attract anyone who believed in the cause.

These people would form the supporters group Flat Hearts.

Aside from *ahem* borrowing the logo of Edinburgh’s finest (sorry Hibs fans) the group provide enthusiastic vocal backing for the team, singing from an interesting song sheet of classic football chants, adapted to spread the word of Flat Earth theory.

As I entered the ground I came across a couple of members of the group attaching laminated print outs of various Flat Earth memes (in English) to the fence behind one of the goals, which is every bit as strange as it sounds. Presumably the next step will be to invest in full-size banners so that people on the far side of the ground can actually read them.

Aside from the small group of true believers, I can guess the small crowd was mostly composed of away fans, friends and family of the players and curious football fans like myself. The club has actually done a good job in attracting the last category -offering season tickets for as little as €20, making it affordable for anyone in the area who wants to watch regular football of a reasonable standard.

The Mascot

Of course Flat Earth FC have an unusual mascot. In this case, it’s a guy in a tight-fitting silver astronaut costume called Don Pedri.

I always wanted to you go… into space man (Photo: Lester Drake)

He mostly does keepy-ups and other freestyle football skills on the pitch before games and at half time.

He’s no Super Pepino or Barry the Chicken though.

The Ground

The ground where Flat Earth currently play their games isn’t actually their own, but is in fact the home of CD Lucero-Linces who play a little further down the football pyramid in Madrid.

As lower league grounds in the city go, it’s fairly typical, small club house with a hole in the wall bar, uncovered terracing in one side and alas, five-a-side markings on both halves of the artificial pitch, which can make it a little bit hard to watch the match on occasions.

Pleasant View – just beware of the yellow lines!

The view from the terraced area is unfortunately limited by a net, obviously aimed at protecting spectators from stray balls, but if you don’t mind taking the risk, head down to one of the corners where you get a clear, unrestricted view. It’s nice to watch a match from pitchside occasionally, it reminds me of smaller grounds back home.

If you are planning on going to visit, I’d strongly recommend taking an umbrella. There is no cover anywhere and I imagine it would be very unpleasant to be standing there on a wet day without something to shelter you,

The ground itself is a short walk from Lucero Metro station on Line 6. The quickest way from the city centre is probably to head for Principe Pio (connected to Opera, near Sol and the Palacio Real by its own special metro line) and travel the rest of the way from there.

Ticket prices for games there are €10, which does seem to be the standard price for Tercera in Madrid, though of course, some teams actually allow free entrance.

The Football

For a newly promoted side, Flat Earth are doing reasonably well in a tough Madrid Tercera Division.

That said, on the day I visited they were well beaten by struggling CD San Fernando. Too often their tactics depended on getting the ball forward quickly for their really tall centre forward to win in the air and the visitors dealt with this extremely effectively and hit Flat Earth on the break, going two goals ahead early on before soaking up pressure and killing the game with a third right at the end.

It also must be mentioned that Flat Earth were unique in another fashion – being the first club in one of Spain’s major leagues to employ a female head coach.

Laura Del Rio scored 40 goals in 39 appearances for the Spanish national team and played for a number of clubs in Spain, England, Germany and the USA during an extremely successful playing career. Unfortunately her time in charge was cut short at the beginning of November with the club announcing that Javier de Lucas, who had led Mostoles Balompié to promotion, would be taking over with Del Rio moving to oversee the preparations for the launch of the Flat Earth women’s team next season.

It’s clear that Flat Earth FC have big plans, it’ll be interesting to see if the interest around them can be maintained or if the novelty wears off will they go back to being just a normal club.